Oh men, I know that the bathroom is probably the home to the largest mirror in your house, so I get why the bathroom selfies would theoretically be a good idea. Then we can snuggle up and you can tell travel stories for hours. If a girl’s in the photo, we are going to assume that (unless clearly captioned) this is your most recent ex.
(Oh yes, we’re going there.) To those of you out there who have tried online dating, and spent hours wading through profiles after profiles — especially profile this one’s for you.
To those of you who have never experienced the modern marvel that is online dating, believe me, I couldn’t make some of this stuff up if I tried.
Except maybe the ‘stache photo, since I think he and most of the world highly approve of #9.
;)My favorite thing in the world is spending time around the table with good people and good food.
And BIG thanks again to Nate for being a model-for-an-hour.
I’m pretty sure he would never post these photos on an online dating site.
But boy oh boy, have your photos made my day on more than a number of occasions. We just want to know that you have some wheels to drive us to dinner. The Ex-Girlfriend Crop Double points if Photoshop was used to blur or blacken the ex out.
;) So for any guys out there getting Matched, EHarmonized, Fished a Plenty, struck with an OK arrow from Cupid, Mingling with Christians and more right now, I invite you to put down your weights, take off those sunglasses, and enjoy this post. Because what’s more sexy than a toilet in the background? But photos upon photos of vast landscapes and a teeeeeny tiny you (if you’re in there at all)? But otherwise, focus on the photos that have in focus, and save the rest for a little photo slide show on date night #3 at your place. The Car I’m pretty sure that every girl’s dating profile does not include a photo of her with her car. Triple points if you crop out girls on either side of you. I don’t care if it’s the most flattering photo of you ever.
I’m back with another post in my series on being single.
And since this time of the year can sometimes be a bit of a downer for singles, I thought we’d lighten the mood with the topic that never fails to entertain — online dating photos.
There are endless photos of unidentifiable men on online dating sites, and if we see those, we’ll pass right over them. It seems to be how we humans roll, especially when trying to complete an online dating profile that’s horribly awkward to begin with.